All I have to say is thank you Mrs DeGeneres for this magical moment.
Ellen: “Paul’s going to name a category, he’ll say name three things & we have five seconds to name those three things in whatever the category is…. ready?
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Ariana Grande in thank u, next - coming soon (clip posted on Ariana’s twitter and instagram)
cards against humanity not only buying part of the U.S border to stop trump from building the wall between the U.S and Mexico but also hiring a law firm specializing in eminent domain with the intent of making it harder and more expensive for the government to build the wall has got to be the boldest move in this stupid simulation we’re living in. not all heroes wear capes
“But I must admit I miss you quite terribly. The world is too quiet without you nearby. I go to bed early and rise late and feel as if I have hardly slept.”— Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via books-n-quotes)
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(via poems-and-word)
The Unabomber’s cabin, sitting in an FBI storage facility on an airforce base in Sacramento, photographed by Richard Barnes.
His fucking cabin was INSIDE an FBI storage facility and it took them that long to catch him? Wow, they fucking suck at their job lol
(via bob-belcher)
I woke up out of a dead sleep to make this and then immediately passed back out
I raise u
Trainer Alex wants to battle!
I add
please consider
A new challenger enters the stage
how about…
(via thatawkwardlibrarian)
Dearest. There are no accidents and he would have found us one way or another. Everything comes full circle. Be grateful it was sooner rather than later. You’ll think it harsh of me to say so, but no explanation I offer will satisfy you. Please don’t be angry when I tell you that you seek resolutions and explanations because you’re young. But you will understand this one day. And when it happens, I want you to imagine me there to greet you, our lives stretched out ahead of us, a perpetual sunrise. But until then, there must be no contact between us. I have much to do, and you, my darling, even more. Please believe that I would do anything to see you happy. So, I do the only thing I can… I release you.
(via bob-belcher)